About Us

We focus on function, style, and comfort—because nothing kills a beach vibe faster than parts of you falling out when they shouldn’t.

Our Mission: Our swim shorts are made to turn heads and hold things in. For men who don’t want to blend in to any crowd, while making sure everyone (yes, even the straight men) feels welcome.

We know inclusivity is key, so whether you’re here for the fashion, the function, or just wondering how you ended up on a website with so much sparkly sh*t, we’ve got your important parts covered. Literally.

We promise our swimwear won’t make you question your identity—just your past fashion choices. And that’s all on you.

Our Motto:
We’re not everyone’s cup of tea. We’re more like tequila shots—no lime, sometimes with a chaser.